blastortoise:

random boners are so…stupid…like why..im not horny why are you standin up buddy? is something wrong you moron?

(via whoredinarygirl)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via sniffing)

(via memewhore)

earthdad:

cokeproblem:

earthdad:

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

image

(via cokeproblem)

unclefather:

forbidden love

unclefather:

forbidden love

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

(via phobias)

noticeablygeese:

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.


Then take my number I want these facts

noticeablygeese:

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

Then take my number I want these facts

(via memewhore)

condom:

damn

condom:

damn

(via sniffing)

I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.

My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

Yeah.

(via i-am-a-painful-truth)

(via acidinyourmind)